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The Mark Larsen Rant
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A "rant" from internet based talk show host Mark Larsen of Tampa. Mark had very successful shows for many years on both 970 WFLA and 820 WWBA. This was actually a posting by Mark on the Radio-Info.Com board........
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Of course I still like to track the numbers. Did you see the new 12+ PPM talk numbers? (They are on the Ratings page on this site, Inside Radio, etc.) Yes, we only see 12+ share & weekly cume, but we know who gets which demos. Every talker went down, except 1250. It almost makes you wonder if all of the talkers should go all brokered. 970 is down in the 5's, 860 skidded again -- I see where 820 took a dump, but I wonder if the eye doctor went up 9-10AM? Would that be a hoot? |
Every time I turn on the terrestrial stream in the dash board, everything (outside of AM drive) sounds like a tea party board meeting. Hobbs & I were talking about this a few weeks ago. The ART of talk is missing from talk radio. No one "talks" anymore. No stories, no simple fun chat, no everyday life stuff. I'll never forget the show I did about a junky old riding lawn mower I bought. I was proudly buzzing around the yard and the front wheel fell off, rolled into a tree and the mower klunked into uncut turf. Wife was laughing her ass off, the dog came up and pissed on the disabled machine... Phones lit up for hours with folks disparaging the thrifty host and telling their own stories of failed frugality. Lassiter spent an hour one time whining about how Lionel raided the refrigerator in the station kitchen and ate all of Bob's home made potato salad -- and Bob got phones! Have you ever gone to the frig' looking for that coveted last piece of fried chicken, and someone else snarfed it up? That's what I'm talkin' about. There was Lionel's pain show, and so many others like it. And all during a time when oodles of political news was breaking.
When Sinatra died, I played wall to wall Sinatra on 970, talking about my parent's musical influence on me -- people were calling in sobbing. Same when George Harrison died. I even played wall to wall Michael Jackson on 820 after he croaked. IT'S GODDAM TOPICAL and relatable for baby boomer talk listeners. And it sure beat the crap out of listening to another Sarah Palin sound bite! Sure, red meat is good and we need to talk politics --but we need relief. Us album rock programmers used to throw in "relief records" every so often between the long doses of heavy metal, so the head bangers could occasionally come up for air. Where is the REAL TALK relief for Talk Radio? Thank God for WMRK (my MP3 player - where Linkin Park meets Leslie Gore!).
-Larsen
http://www.markinthemorning.com
We Lost One of the Best in Dave Reinhart
What were they thinking?!?!?!
Check out this little story that so far doesn't seem to be getting much play here in the U.S. I think we should follow this one for awhile. Surely this can't happen....right? It would should slow internet radio growth to a snail's pace I would guess.
http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/02/27/bill-in-uk-may-disallow-public-wi-fi/
Oh no, not another lecture on "CHANGE!!!"
Check out this quote I found recently....."Change. It is a word that is not easily accepted, and even harder to endure. Change is a part of life, and we learn to embrace the new challenges it brings, or we take the risk of losing sight of what matters most to us. Now we are at a crossroads, where change surrounds everything that we do, or even who we are."
Now I will give you the sentence that appears immediately before this quote. "Each of us has the ability to make a lasting impression or to make a meaningful change for the next generation of Sigma Chi's."
Right. I took these words from the monthly newsletter of the Epsilon Tau chapter of Sigma Chi at my alma mater, Murray State University. The quotes came from a long opening letter written by undergraduate brother Mike Maxwell. I don't know Mike as I am a few years removed from my college days. Well OK, maybe more than a few.
I was duly impressed with how someone who is probably 20 or 21 years old grasps a concept that we as professionals wrestle with daily and usually plug our ears, go running off to a corner and search for a towel to dry our palms.
We are not alone in our struggle to embrace change. It is affecting people from all walks of life and all demographics. Most people won't figure it out. Some will. I want to be a part of the group that DOES figure out how to not only embrace change but to lead change. I certainly don't have all of the answers.....yet. But I can assure you I'm working very hard at understanding what is going on in our "business" and to adapt and lead.
I always get a kick out of the big broadcasting giants where the CEO's and others are preaching about change and embracing change. It has become so amusing it's like watching an episode of The Simpsons. These companies are NOT likely to be the ones to figure out, embrace or lead change. They are too married to old ways of thinking and are too beholdin' to Wall Street or private equity "partners." One thing that doesn't change a lot for sure and that's, "you better make me some money!!" Nothing wrong with that.
By the way, of all the big companies out there I think CBS may be the one that has a shot of getting through this. I'm impressed with their rollout of FM sports stations, not just because they are finally putting spoken word formats on FM but because of HOW they are doing it. They are INVESTING in talent and smart product people. Imagine that. And their rollout of new CHR's is equally impressive. The other companies? Well let me put it to you this way. If they were the Ford Motor Company, they would be putting the lot salesmen in charge of design and assembly. Not good.
For the most part I believe it will be the smaller, more nimble companies that innovate and lead change in the future. It will be Alpha Broadcasting, Cox, Saga, Bonneville and a dozen or so other companies you've never heard of. It will be syndicators like Compass Media Networks. It will be independent minds and great thinkers that the big boys don't want anymore like Greg Moceri, Kraig Kitchin, Lionel and others. (How's that for an eclectic group?!) It will be people we don't even know about yet. I could go on but the more I write the more likely I am to piss off a lot of people (and embarrass them) and hey, I gotta eat!!
But let's quit BS-ing each other here, shall we? Let's quit pretending like these big companies run by financial guys that are P-1 to WBBR are going to somehow magically begin to invest and innovate. Ain't happenin' captain. It's up to the little guys. It's up to us. It's up to YOU.
Did she really say that?
I was reading this morning's Inside Radio (2/22/10) with great interest when I came across this article....FCC: Broadcasters hit hard in Haiti; lessons to be used stateside. In the article the FCC International Bureau Chief Mendel De La Torre is quoted. The quote is this...."Broadcasters suffered the most." This is in reference to the recent earthquake in Haiti. No seriously, that's what it says. Really? Someone please tell me that's out of context because I fail to see out of all of the suffering I have seen on telelvision and read in the newspapers that somehow broadcasters suffered more than anyone.
A Few Things To Ponder Today
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and runaway?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son once asked me in the car, "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
Palindrome
A palindrome reads the same backwards as forward. This video reads
the exact opposite backwards as forward. Not only does it read the
opposite, the meaning is the exact opposite.
This is only a 1 minute, 44 second video and it is brilliant. Make
sure you read as well as listen..forward and backward.
This is a video that was submitted in a contest by a 20-year old.
The contest was titled "u @ 50" by AARP.. This video won second
place. When they showed it, everyone in the room was awe-struck and
broke into spontaneous applause. So simple and yet so brilliant. Take
a minute and watch it.


